Entry 397: Julie Strikes Again

Lance's parents have a beautiful house, but it always seems like the wind there is ridiculous. The wind is so bad that Lance's dad had to screw the furniture to the deck and even tie their trash can to a telephone pole so it doesn't blow across the highway on trash day.

Julie decided that she wanted to go and sit on the porch and that ended up being a big mistake. As soon as she opened the screen door the wind took it and it was all over. We all heard Julie yell, "Shit" and when we all came out we saw that the door had been nearly blown off its hinges and the only thing that stopped that from happening was the screwed down furniture. We fixed the door, but decided for Julie's safety and ours that we would take out the windows to stop the wind from taking it. The best part was that Julie sat on the porch afterwards and we all joked that dad was making her sit out there to think about what she did.


Lance's sister demonstrating the new open door policy because of Julie.